Electric Bill ESP
We stare deeply into the crystal ball and see a number. Then we ask for the actual bill because comedy is not a substitute for math.
Guess My BillComedy Solar Education
We sense… electric bill pain.
SolarESP.com is the home of Extra Sensory Power — where the solar salesman closes his eyes, touches the meter, and tries to guess how badly SCE hurt the homeowner this month.
Real company:
ABC Solar Incorporated · CCL #914346 · Torrance, California
The crystal ball is comedy. The electric bill, roof, panel, and battery goals are the real starting point.
SCE pain detection
Peak-hour visions
Battery backup prophecy
The Joke
The salesman is not psychic. He has just seen too many electric bills.
After enough rooftops, meters, main panels, pool pumps, air conditioners, refrigerators, and SCE rate schedules, a solar contractor starts developing strange powers.
Panel One
Homeowner: “Can you tell what my bill is?”
Panel Two
Solar Psychic: “Do not show me yet. I must consult the meter spirits.”
Panel Three
Meter Spirits: “It is high. Very high. Also, the pool pump is guilty.”
Real Contractor
ABC Solar Incorporated
License
California CCL #914346
Location
24454 Hawthorne Blvd, Torrance
Contact
1-310-373-3169
We cannot actually read minds.
But ABC Solar can read electric bills, roofs, meter panels, utility rate pain, battery backup needs, and the look on a homeowner’s face when the SCE bill arrives.
Send the Real Bill
The best first step is simple: recent bill, address, roof age if known, major loads, and battery backup goals.
Start HereBattery Premonitions
The future appears: peak-hour savings, blackout protection, critical loads, and fewer dramatic candlelight dinners caused by the utility.
Battery VisionsThe Solar Psychic Method
Close your eyes. Think of your last electric bill. Now scream quietly.
The Solar Psychic hears that scream. It echoes through the attic, bounces off the main service panel, and lands directly on the battery backup proposal.
Utility Aura
Expensive
Peak-Hour Vibe
Trouble
Battery Prophecy
Strong
Mystery Bill Guess
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Actual Solar Work
Behind the comedy is real solar experience.
SolarESP.com is a fun concept from ABC Solar Incorporated. The jokes are silly. The solar, battery, roof, and electrical work must be handled seriously.
Home Solar
Solar design for homeowners who want lower utility dependence and better control.
Read moreBusiness Solar
Commercial solar thinking for expensive utility territory and serious energy loads.
Read morePeak Hours
When electricity gets expensive, battery strategy can become the star of the show.
Read moreBlackouts
The psychic sees darkness. The battery sees an opportunity to keep critical loads alive.
Read more“I sense a bill so high the mailbox filed a workers’ comp claim.” — The Solar Psychic
Call the Solar Psychic
Show us the real bill. We will stop guessing.
The comedy starts with Extra Sensory Power. The real work starts with your electric bill, roof, main panel, battery goals, and blackout concerns.
ABC Solar Incorporated
24454 Hawthorne Blvd
Torrance, CA 90505
1-310-373-3169
[email protected]
CCL #914346
SolarESP.com is comedy and education. Solar proposals require real site review, utility bill review, electrical review, permitting, and professional design.